Negotiations

"Fork over the map, you drunken swine."
"Princess! It's been a while since you've threatened me in a dirty pub, for once, I thought you weren't going to show! How's it been?"
"Don't...just...don't. You know better than to call me that! From the moment you left me hanging in that town to the time you marooned me several times on damn islands! You-you bloody bastard!"
"Ahem, innocent until proven guilty."
" OVERRULED! You know what I hear? The last time you marooned me, you left me for that Goth wench! I deserve to satiate my vindictiveness!"
"Woah, her name is Gwen, for one. And I thought you GOT your revenge that time you ripped out all BUT my ear piercing."
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MMkay, so that's it for now.(ohoho, so you've threatened him in dirty pubs before, Courtney? wondered how THOSE encounters ended.... ) I recall Courtney mentioning how much she wanted to rip out his eyebrow piercings or somethin like that in TDWT, so decided to incorperate it into my...'thing'. With all the stuff I typed into the above drabble, it feels only necessary to fabricate a whole bunch of backstory doodles to go along with it. ...be expecting some of that sooner or later.

Duncan n' Courtney (c) Teletoon
Drabble and Art (c) Me